Laugh, but only till your spleen falls out.

Touring the net is like spitting in your food then feeding it to a loved one. It only happens on Tuesday's. I decided to search for different ideas as to ways that I could get revenge on my loved ones for toilet training me at such a your age. 15. Why? Why do they put me through this? Maybe I should move to Iraq and start my very own fundamentalist Muslim group. I'll call it Al-Pottitrained Kazim.

Dan

(verse 1)

My little brother's name is Dan

He was born with over size sweat gland

My mother saw him and cried

The said "Doctor please,

Put him back inside"

(Chorus)

He sleep walks nude every night

gives my friends a big fright,

when he wears a tent, it's to tight,

He's so ugly he makes blind kids cry.

Poor little Dan

He's got ten fingers on one hand

an overactive sweat gland,

the government moved halloween to his birthday

(Verse 2)

By the time he was in grade two

the other kids said he smelt like baby poo

fungus grows on his butt

and every time he jumps,

he always seems to get stuck

(chorus)

(Verse 3)

My little brothers name is dan

Now he's an old and a bitter man

he changed his name

then he had a sex change

so now people call him Babara Streisand

(Chorus followed by hooting, holloring and the slaying of the Bert Newton)