Laugh till the world Sees your Anus Leaks

"Don't worry" I said to my mum the day she gave the medicine. "All will be well." Life is good when your mother thinks you are not going swimming whilst experiencing the wonder of anal leakage. I was going to the pool to pick up. I like the pool. it is a safe enviroment for getting to know girls and seeing more skin than in National Geographic. "A man in my position need not consider any effecst of swimming with girls" I said as I jumped into the pool followed a trail of brown matter that could only be described as "chunky". Girls think I'm great.