Play with them please... no, not them.... yes them...

Politicians bother me. Especially when you are seduced by one to the point where everything looks like a boob. Ever gotten home and played with your pets as though they were gigantic active nipples. It's even worse if you get arreseted and your mind is in that state. Oh well, back to the bathroom I go.

Drugs arn't working, better get the hamster

My girlfriend likes to say silly things like, Excuse me, can you please remove yourself from my boyfriend and my vagina does not like to see the mall. What a joke. Can't she see that I am the perfect gentlemen. I just like to share myself with the world and the many human and sort of human females. So the other day I decided to write a book "Ways to show a woman that you care about her enough to do all the stuff that blokes don't do in chick flicks" Based on the similar title by William Shatner.