My girlfriend likes to say silly things like, Excuse me, can you please remove yourself from my boyfriend and my vagina does not like to see the mall. What a joke. Can't she see that I am the perfect gentlemen. I just like to share myself with the world and the many human and sort of human females. So the other day I decided to write a book "Ways to show a woman that you care about her enough to do all the stuff that blokes don't do in chick flicks" Based on the similar title by William Shatner.
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Are hampsters a good subtitute for girlfriends, do i have to detach myself from you just because your girlfriend doesn't like it
hahahaha
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