It's not my fault the other day I tried to peirce my liver so that I could be alternative. I mean let's face it, if you have holes in your face people respect you far more than if you think Whoopi Goldberg would look hot in latex. I always try to be cool, wether it be the only white guy in a Chris Rock concert pretending to laugh or the guy who everyone knows once tried to crack onto Princess Diana, whilst she was in a limo, with her boyfriend, covered in blood. Oh, the single life. i do like women I really do, but the thing is, is that none of them ever see me. I like wearing camoflauge.
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