I've been having problems in the bedroom. Depressed and scared about what I should do in this situation, I wondered down to my local doctor who insisted I try a new therapy called the intense nasal delivery system. This new system is designed to help me from spilling my seed too early. I thought, wow. I finally might be on the road to success. Confident, I walked into the bedroom where I saw all 456 kilos of my girlfriend sitting on my bed waiting for me to fold back the creases, maybe do a little origami with them to make a swan then see how many times I can twist my ball sack around before it starts to hurt. After putting my ball sack away in my sports cupboard I invited my Intense nasal Delivery system into the room. It works. Actually it works too well. Who would have thought Fran Drescher screaming "Don't come yet" into my ear whilst I frolic with a bohemoth so large that in the missionary position I actually became scared of heights, could actually make you impotent.
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