Thursday, November 16, 2006

You don't play strip poker at a nudist colony?


Amalia should look out below for what she had mentioned because the show was about to start. Paddy had just finished his drink when he saw a super delux version of furby on its way to be passed out/kill at the maternity ward when all of a sudden horror struck him. He shouldn't set his mum up with the nice man down the street who wears a dress and says things like "hey, wanna date?". Confused, Paddy came over to my house where we discussed the meaning of what it is when someone says wat up. Paddy tried to cuddle me and milk my nipples. I let him. Paddy has great pecks.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Smokey The Smoking Clown Doctor


I'm obsessed with changing my image everytime my sister says something "like, hey, give me a donut". This week, I'm smokey the clown trying to educate the masses that corperate greed is a good thing and smoking is healthy as long as you can enthuse six six year olds to smoke as well so that you don't look bad to the neighbors but hey, that crack addicted heroin junky of a mum who lives across the road just taught her six six year olds to smoke. Last week I went to the hospital and tried to get kids in the intensive care unit to take up smoking. I smoked through my nose and held a ciggerettes between each of my toes and said "hey it's just like putting a cheezel on each finger." All of a sudden all these alarms starting going off and doctors started rushing in and pounding on the chest of a four year old. As I offered them a smoke break, I suffered a lung collapse. Good thing I was in a hospital.