Smokey The Smoking Clown Doctor

I'm obsessed with changing my image everytime my sister says something "like, hey, give me a donut". This week, I'm smokey the clown trying to educate the masses that corperate greed is a good thing and smoking is healthy as long as you can enthuse six six year olds to smoke as well so that you don't look bad to the neighbors but hey, that crack addicted heroin junky of a mum who lives across the road just taught her six six year olds to smoke. Last week I went to the hospital and tried to get kids in the intensive care unit to take up smoking. I smoked through my nose and held a ciggerettes between each of my toes and said "hey it's just like putting a cheezel on each finger." All of a sudden all these alarms starting going off and doctors started rushing in and pounding on the chest of a four year old. As I offered them a smoke break, I suffered a lung collapse. Good thing I was in a hospital.