Friday, May 18, 2007

My Heart Fills with Joy

It's occured to me that some people are violently stupid. Thier IQ is so low that when you ask them a question like, Hi, wheres the station? Thier Heart fills with joy to the point where thier head explodes and you are covered with bits of brain and skull. If one of those bits of skull happens to land in your eye , well then, good luck. You are spending your day wandering araound with a dflated eyball, bashing your head against homeless people in the hope that that will take away the pain. But it Dosn't. Instead it makes it worse. Now you are wandering araound with a bad eye, an open skull, a dead bum and all you can think about is buying a big mac meal as, oh yes, this could only get worse. You decide to infatuate this by tring to deal with a Maccas chick who dosn't no how to count and out of pure frustration you break both your legs. Well. Isn't life a stinker. But hey, at least nt you are in the proper frame of mind to make proper fim productions like Miami Vice and Jurassic park 5 - Help I've got a Hangnail.

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