My laundry hates me. Every time I walk in there I start being harassed by annoying voices saying things like "Honey, while your in there can you take the washing out?" and "Honey, I think I left my nostril hair trimmer in the bathroom, you're closer than me can you get it?" or "Honey, next time we're out in public, you mind not trying to grab grandmas nipple just to see the true effects of wisdom?" People don't get the interest that I have for life. Worried that Life was beginning to take hold of my balls and trying to see how many time it can twist them 360 degrees before I say ow, a fun game that Life had watched me play several times with my girlfriend, she said ow after 4 times, weak, I sat thought then murdered my next door neighbor for playing tennis. Hell hath no fury then a man who suddenly realises the female body is supposed to be different from his own.
2 comments:
Stop posting pictures of paddy's mum
I hope the pic isn't of the grandma who's nipples seem to be a parallel of wisdom. ;~D
Sometimes you do need your nostril hair trimmer and you aren't the closest one to the bathroom!!! ;~D
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