Women Scare me

Ever wondered why people go on rampages shooting it up. Killing the innocent. Yeah, you might think, "Oh, I know, they must have just watched one of Jerry Bruckhiemers films making them tip over the edge to insanity where, no, not even the devil could keep his emotional stability" Yesterday however, I found out why. Angry women. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yes I know, these are the people we should fear on a regular basis, not only on a regular basis, but on a monthly basis. Everyone should hide from people like this. Run. Run as though you are being chased by paparazzi through a tunnel in France. I used to wonder what made people gay. Now I know. They are not born that way. No. They are scared of angry women. So, I hereby make a vow. I will stand for them men in our community who are oppressed by women who are made angry through life. I will stand for justice in a world where the uterus reigns supreme. I will stand.... if the missus lets me.