Don't Laugh At me... Stupid Parrot

For me the zoo is an animal activists dream. When you go there you feel like shouting and sceaming and throwing blood on children. Then you don't because secretly you just don't give a shit. The last time I went to the zoo I found you I had Nits. I guess thats what you get for letting an Ape play with your nipples. Then The ape ripped off my nipples, Now I look like Pamela Anderson gone wrong. Blond hair. Blue Eyes. Two peice swim suit. Posing for the hot bods down the street. Life is good for me. Wanna hook up. I have extremely large testicles.