My chicken is evil. It killed my rooster then pecked me. How, i thought to myself, could i use this chicken to my advantage. I thought the best course of action would be to take the chiken over to bette midlers house to try and scare her into never singing again. I had the plan all worked out. i would climb over her fence and leave some meat for her dog, then i would go over and use my mallet to knock out her daughter. After that I would go down to the toilet and plant my chicken in her toilet so my chicke could give an almighty bite on her almighty ass and she would never sing again. Then my car broke down.
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Will you please stop posting pics of my family. First it was my child http://www.lalecheleague.org/03conf/pix/dog.jpg , now its my wife http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/bette%20midler.jpg . now please stop it or I will have to get my oldest son on to you http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/large_115.jpg .
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