I don't know if I will ever get my elephant

I walked out of the plastic surgeon dissapointed. When i said i wanted to be a dickhead i was joking. I didn't mean i wanted him to move my dick from my dick to my head. Now when i go to a girl to lay my head on her shoulder to cry and get her to really listen. I'm not sure if she actually will listen, or if her eyes will constantly be looking at my, well what used to be my forehead and now is just a place where my forehead used to be and now a penis is. Hey, funny llama.