Ever had one of those moments when all of a sudden you realise you've got leprosy. I realised when I was driving and all of a sudden could'nt take my foot off the pedal, I couldn't put my leg on my foot either. After I crashed into a bus I realised it was full of beautiful women who thought I was a beautiful man. They promised to take me away on holidays and to rub tanning lotion on me and for me to look after thier cats whilst they had wild passionate lesbian sex with each other, I was thrilled. Then they noticed my foot was missing. It's them running away screaming that is the reason as to why I have such a low self esteem. Wanna hook up?
2 comments:
Ha! So it was your fault they were screaming? THANKS! Because of you.. and you missing out.. I nearly had the best weekend of my life!! Until I found out they were really guys, that is...
I think you should declare that you are a leper from the start!!
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