Thursday, May 11, 2006

It's not spelt W-H-A-L-E, its spelt Y-O-U-R-A-D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D


My teacher asked me the other day what the word Phallus means. I thought it meant to fail like a male hoooker in a lesbian bar but appariently it's another word for Big Mac. I ordered a Phallus the other day and the girl looked at me and said (strangely in my friend Bob's voice) I've got one right here baby. Nice girl. Hey did you here that my friend just got a job at McDonalds. The nicest underpaid transexual i've ever met.

2 comments:

Sphinx said...

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ian said...

My Brothers name is Bob but he works in realestate not Maccas Unless...