My donkey smells llike cat food

I hate animals that smoke. Yes they are inventive and inovative and sometimes i like to lay with them and cuddle before a night of passionate buggery but that does not give them the right to ask me for a smoke. Stupid barbera striesand and her people who love people, what about the rest of us who prfer lassie to blondes go better in Baghdad. Anyway go here (www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm) to see why i feel so strongly on this subject.