Whip me then feed me, that's all I ask...

Don't ever tell me that it is not possible to fit a 300 kilogram ex-girlfriend into a blender. I know it's not, I tried it, but my point is that Whale blubber is still quite wonderful to eat. Screw the greenies and thier attempts to downtrod Japan's favorite hobby. Taking away whaling from the japanese is like taking away Texas' right to execute retarded kids. (Come here billy sit on Santa's lap... ZING) After trying to blend my ex-girlfriend she hit me several times with a limp fish. Yes I know... Ironic, but that dosn't change the fact that my bladder is tasty.