Thursday, May 25, 2006

O.k on the count of Three, cut it off...

As I sat across from Sally in the car I told her it was over. "Baa" she said oviously horny. Danm Buggery. If the swedish hadn't made it such a fasionalble hobby then my life would be so much easier. As I walked with Sally down to the hardware store I told her exaclty what I wanted her to do. "Go into the store with me, put my penis in a vice, hand me the hacksaw then set the store on fire. It's the only way." I love my pets.

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