I hate it when your mum asks you to go find a client. Just because she gets paid to have sex dosn't mean she has to rub it in that i'm still a virgin. i pondered this until i arrived at sesame street. After killing Elmo (It's strange, You'd think that little bastard would have more blood) I figured i should go for a swim. Don't you hate it when you regurgitate food for your siblings and they don't eat it. I mean I'm just trying to help. Ethiopian kids all around the world would kill for that vomit. Damn YOU RUSSIANS. DAMN. I swear the other day I saw Anna Kornikova reading... Spot goes to market. Great book.
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"Don't you hate it when you regurgitate food for your siblings and they don't eat it."
Hell yeah...I REALLLY hate when that happens.
ROFL
Your blog really suits my warped sense of humour. Thanks for the laughs. Keep writing.
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