It occured to me the other day my girlfriend has four legs and only ever says moo for a reason, shes a sheep. I fear this may ruin my expectations of her on the wedding day as she quite possibly won't be able to drive whilst i feel up her udder. Depressed I went to my phsycologist where I decided to share with him extracts from my diary.
24/9/06:
Daisy refused to cuddle me this morning. I fear this could be because the other night I paid to eat her sister at a fancy restarant. The voices came back.
25/9/06
Why do I always flop it out when ordering at mackas.
26/9/06
I fear for Daisy when paddy is around. Moo, moo, moo and bonk bonk bonk. Is there anything better than this life out there. Probobly but for now I'll continue to remind myself that as long as I'm suffering, my shrink is quite possibly gay.
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why don't u just marry paddy???
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