Laughing Like a Man who Just got Asked out in a Lesbian Bar.

Every man has wishes. One of mine is to go to china and ask people if they like noodles. Another is to get Cow Paddy bingo into the olympics. I've realized that I may be a little unfit and should probobly start to work out. So last weekend I joined a terorrist group where I am currently in training to smite a bunch of Infedels. It's not that I don't like country music, it's just the sooner we get rid of the dixie chicks the sooner eminem loses his inspiration and can go back to the trailor park.