Ever had a friend who always wants to cockslap you until you have to remind them again and again that you don't have a cock. I wish i did again. There's nothing like having star wars re-enactments with nothing but two penisis and glow in the dark condoms. Last year I was darth maul and my sister was Jar Jar Binks. As we fought each other and slapped penisis to avoid talking about how we both screw our lives up and how mum didn't know that my sister was born looking very much like a man, sounding like a man and born with a penis, the federation caved in and i finished off before i was supposed to. Welcome to the dark side luke.
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