If you've never barked out of a car window at people on bicycles then you are missing something extraordinary. Like last week when I barked out the window at an old man and he thought it was my sister. Ever gone to a white rappers convention and yelled out, hey, is that Will Smith, just to see what happens? I went home after my adventure in the car only to find my family sitting down to watch Judge Judy, when my girlfriend came in and started asking me questions about my health and why she has tiny crabs running around her pubic hair. After calling Bette Midlers advice line for STDs we went out and had crab salad for dinner to celebrate our new family. Paddy cuddles cows.
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awww. poor paddy. ur so mean to him. hahaha, hehehe.
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