Ever been jumped in the toilet by the gay mafia after pretending to be gay to get into a club to meet strait women. I think all men have. Like the other day when i was pretending to get into a club to meet Ellen degenerous. She is hot and i think she knows what men want. After this four men with high pitched voices and spray guns with semen loaded to the hilt ran at me from all sides. Scared I might get pregnant i ran home to watch Desperate housewives. A show I knew would keep me in stead with heterosexuality. After several interlecctual orgasms one could only get from watching four women make important descisions such as why do boys have a penis and girls have a vagina i went and told my sister to stop taking pictures of me on the toilet and yes she could publish them on the net.
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